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MSCC Annual Quiz 2020

Our annual pub quiz this evening had a brilliant new question-setting team of David Lewis & Matt Dipple.

The 2020 champions, by one point, are the Competitive Streakers, led by Richard Lumb with George Lamb, Andrew & Rona Hickman, and club skipper Simon Lee.

Congratulations!

MSCC quiz champions 2020
Middleton Stoney Flag at half-mast

Caro McFarlan RIP

Dear Members, 

It is with great sadness that I write to inform you of the sudden death of our dear friend and Vice President Caro McFarlan who died on Thursday 30th January, after a short illness. She started coming to the ground as a child when her father Bill was Chairman in the early 60’s and over the years became a valued member and friend of Middleton Stoney Cricket Club.  With her warm and sociable personality and her willingness to help wholeheartedly, Caro will be sorely missed.

Our heartfelt condolences go out to Michael and to Caro’s mother and sisters; our thoughts and prayers are with them at this sad time. 

When we have any information about funeral arrangements, I will ensure it is posted on our website. 

Kind regards, 

Peter van de Kerkhof

Chairman

MSCC pre-season dinner

MSCC Awards Dinner 2019

And the winners are..

Young Player of the Year: George Williams

Catch of the Season 2019: Rob Barton, off the bowling of Elliot Barton v Simmons CC, 25 August

Fielder of the Year 2019: Tim House

Bowler of the Year 2019: Simon Pettit. 30 wickets

Batsman of the Year 2019: Tim Riley. 704 runs

All-Rounder of the Year 2019: Tim Riley. 704 runs, 10 wickets, 7 catches, 4 stumpings

Michael Martin Award 2019: Tim Cranston

Captain’s Cup 2019: Chris Greer

Champagne Moment of the Year 2019: Middleton Stoney CC v Melbourne Cricket Club XXIX, 9 August. Tim House’s game-changing catch, off the bowling of Tim Cranston, to dismiss MCC captain Sam Harper

President’s Cup 2019: Tim Cranston

MSCC Golf

MSCC Golf Competition 2019

We were unable to field a full cricket team for this year’s MSCC Golf Tournament.

In fact just 7 players limbered up at the 1st Tee, a multitude of genuine problems, from farming to housebuilding, and even work had caused problems this year.

Following a standard lunch of Guinness, soup, sandwiches and chips, we set out on a Kirtlington course in very good condition.

David Moorman was the first victor, scoring 14 points over the first 9 holes, retaining the Seniors trophy as his opponent George Lamb was unable to compete this year.

The rest of us enjoyed the views and our golf, which was of a high standard, with 29 points the lowest score for 3 of us.

Tim House was third with 33 points, and the Longest Drive (yet again), Nick Thompson was 2nd with 35 points and nearest the pin, and Howard Lancaster was the victor, also on 35 points, by virtue of a better back 9 holes.   

Prizes were allocated, alcohol was imbibed and we resolved to meet again next year, with hopefully an increased turnout.

Nick Thompson 

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The Cricketer’s Bible by Simon Lee

Imagine if Jesus had been born a couple of thousand years later, not in the Middle East but in Middleton Stoney. 

I’m guessing that he would then have played cricket for us, Middleton Stoney Cricket Club. And because Jesus was brought up by Joseph to work with wood, their modern-day family business could well have been Joseph & Son, Bat-Makers. 

In our world, it could then have been the Cricket Tea at Cana where his mother, Mary, thought supplies were running out but Jesus saved the day (John, 2.1-11). It wouldn’t have been a home fixture, since running out is not a problem for our teas, although it is for some of our batsmen. 

The first hint of a cricket tea in the Bible is much earlier, in the First Book of Kings, where Elijah was revived by a scone. The prophet Elijah was in despair, much like Mark Ford-Langstaff after his duck against the Rainmen in 2017: (First Kings 19:4-8)

‘Yahweh,’ he said, ‘I have had enough…

‘He himself went on … a … journey, and sitting under a bush wished he were dead.

Then he lay down and went to sleep.

Then all of a sudden an angel touched him and said, ‘Get up and eat.’

He looked round, and there at his head was a scone baked on hot stones, and a jar of water…

So he got up and ate and drank, and strengthened by that food he walked …’ 

The Old Testament foretells of cricketing folk elsewhere, as when a different Joseph wore a colourful, striped garment, the others were jealous (Genesis, 37.3) and the idea of a cricket blazer was born. 

In the New Testament, we can imagine how the miracles and parables might be translated into our era and our club. For an example of a miracle, there was the problem of his fishermen friends not getting a catch or a decent total until Jesus was among them, said to put up the nets and suddenly the scorebook showed 153 (John, 21.11). 

As for parables, Jesus spoke about sowing seed (Matthew 13, Mark 4, Luke 8) on (Middleton) Stoney ground and he captured the attitude of Middleton Stoney players perfectly in the parable of the Labourers in the Vineyard, when those who had been labouring under the hot sun asked, ‘Why, Lord, do the latecomers get to bat as high up as us?’ (Matthew 20, 1-16.) 

And for Christmas, it’s the gifts of gold, frankincense & myrrh – gold ducks, frankly-incensed batsmen when given out LBW and people bowling like Muralitharan – which give rise to alternative carol lyrics about what we can offer (Matthew 2, 1-12):

We three Tims of Middleton are

Barbecuing, or behind the bar,

Fielding, waiting, Moorman mounting

One more century score …’ 

Thank you to all the stars of our club and of this church. As cricketers and as human beings, in and out of season, we ask God, 

‘Guide us to thy perfect light’.

On the bench

 When Mark, out for a duck v Rainmen,

echoed the Prophet Elijah (who never got a duck v Rainmen),

saying, ‘I have had enough’, then ‘lay down and went to sleep’

We 3 Tim's

We three Tim’s Of Middleton Are

Simon Lee

Middleton Stoney Flag at half-mast

John Deeley RIP

Dear Fellow Club Members,  

John Deeley, our immediate past Chairman, died this morning.  

Thank you to Caro McFarlan for passing on the news. Caro will also let us know funeral arrangements as soon as they are determined. 

As Caro put it: ‘Some of you may already know but Joyce has asked me to let you know the sad, but not unexpected, news that John died this morning … A well fought innings to the end, methinks’.  

I add a couple of photos of John below, at the President’s Day this year and playing on President’s Day in 2014. 

The President, the current Chairman, John’s predecessor as Chairman and other longstanding members of the Club will have the opportunity in due course to reflect on John’s outstanding service and spirit, and I will be emailing members on other matters tomorrow, but we just wanted to make sure that those not in the immediate vicinity would hear this news from us today. 

May John rest in peace.  

With best wishes to his family and friends,

Simon Lee

MSCC Michael Martin Photo of the Year 2018

Annual dinner and awards night 2018

Many thanks to Jim Watson, Social Secretary, and to all who came to the pavilion for two glorious events yesterday, the Thank You Tea for Tea-Makers and the End of Season Dinner. 

Thanks also to the Chairman, Peter Van de Kerkhof, for presiding, and to Tim House, the club’s vice-captain, and fellow committee members, Simon Pettit (Fixture Secretary) and Tim Cranston (Treasurer), who all helped Jim and his Bruern Abbey team on the night. We missed the President, Ian Davenport, and the previous Chairman, John Deeley, who were not able to join us but we raised a glass to them.

Photos of the afternoon and evening events can be seen here: www.middletonstoneycc.co.uk/photos/2018/ 

2018 Season Awards – Middleton Stoney Cricket Club 

Captain’s Cup 2018

Tim House

President’s Cup 2018

Simon Pettit

Michael Martin Award 2018

Mark Ford-Langstaff

Newcomer of the Year 2018

Rob Barton

Most Improved Player of the Year 2018

Mark Ford-Langstaff

Batsman of the Year 2018

Nick Moorman

555 runs

A Hat-Trick of Centuries

Nick Moorman in successive innings

112 v Blue Lion, 1 July 2018

110 v Banbury, 8 July 2018

119* v The Cricket Society, 22 July 2018

Bowler of the Year 2018

Simon Pettit

28 wickets

Fielder of the Year 2018

Mark Ford-Langstaff  

12 catches & a run out with a direct hit from the boundary

Catch of the Year 2018

Tim Cranston

Run Out of the Year 2018

Tim House

Ground Fielding of the Year 2018

Martin Randall

Champagne Moment of the Year 2018

Middleton Stoney CC v Oxenford

Away at Keble, Oxford, 4 July

George Williams’s 6

George Williams is here presented by @paradoxbridge with his award for the Champagne Moment of the 2018 Season & is congratulated by George Lamb in front of the photo of earlier heroics by the two Georges in saving a game. Now George Williams can win a game in the dark with a 6.

MSCC Golf

Annual MSCC Golf Tournament 27th Sept 2018

Middleton Stoney Cricket Club Annual Golf Tournament

Kirtlington Golf Club was once again the venue for our Cricket Club to venture into the high pressure world of Golf.

Our annual tournament was blessed with wonderful weather, little wind and bright sun out of a clear blue sky.

14 brave souls turned up for a light lunch and then set off on 3 ball matches on a course that was in good condition. 

Whilst 12 of us were competing for the SMIPLOSS trophy, 2 of our number were contesting a new MSCC Seniors match.

George Lamb and David Moorman battled over the first 9 holes and could not be separated at the end.

A tie with the trophy to be shared 6 months each ! 

For the rest of us, the handicapping worked reasonably well, with all scoring 26 points and over.

However Andrew Hickman with 36 points was third, Dan Simpson, second with 39 points and your author , rather surprisingly, had one of those days and returned with 44 points (double checked!) to win the trophy for the first time.

There were other prizes, Longest drive won by Tim House, and nearest the Pin won by Richard Lumb.

Discussion continued in the evening sunshine with the accompaniment of a drink or two, as we debated if our skills were required in Paris for the Ryder Cup!

Nick Thompson

Middleton Stoney Cricket Club Pavilion

MSCC Pre-season clean up day 2018

Please join Groundsmen Nick Thompson and Alan Brooks for the MSCC pre-season clean up sessions.  All ‘muscle’ greatly appreciated to help spring clean the pavilion and its surroundings.

The clean-up days will be Sat 7nd April (backup Sat 14th April) – both with a 10:00 am prompt start.

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The Loo floors have been repainted and the frozen pipes that leaked have been repaired.

Simon Petit has already power washed the sightscreens.

Unfortunately, the sink water heater is non-operational at present but is being looked at.

The wet and cold winter has been dispiriting but the grass is growing and our first match is on 22nd April, just 2 weeks away! 

Looking forward to seeing everyone this Saturday. 

Nick & Alan 

MSCC Pre Season Tasks

1. Sightscreens need powerwash clean (done courtesy Simon Petit)

2. Teak oil to Benches and slip cradle

3. Clear Gutters front and back

4. Brush leaves off Loo roof  x 2 and strongroom roof

5. Hoover Bar area and 2 changing rooms

6. Clear path and undergrowth behind Pavilion

7. Cricket net – renew netting (done 2017)

8. Sweep artificial net surface

9. Put up MSCC Flag

10. Check and clean Scoreboard

11. Clean BBQ

12. Clean refurbished Loos (male and female)

      i.     Secure plastic seats

13. Check Tea Urn working

14. Glasses & Crockery cleaning

15. Consider laying plastic mesh sections over grass (en route to loos)